Dressed for success!
Once upon a time there was some indian street kids
who moved to sweden with some help from a very nice
helping organisation. Every day they had to go out on
the street to find recycling cans. But one day they got
lost in the confusing parias woods. One of the boys,
wich name was Ernst suddenly found a seashell wich was
sounding some very stimulating sounds. Everybody was totally
impressed and very interested. To understand what this magic
was all about they had to study advanced mathematics for
several years.

After a while they was still pretty confused so they went
back to india to ask the very very wise elders if the
world was ready for this pariassound. The elders answer was.
-No probably not yet, but you could try anyway if you
like dude.

So they went home to sweden and tried. And they still today
is trying. Without any success. (but sure they are dressed)